Dinosaurs. Robots are never a good thing. Just watch “Dr. Who” for proof.
Donna: Are you saying bees are aliens?!
The Doctor: Don’t be daft! Not all of them…” —Doctor Who S4:E13 “The Stolen Earth”
Listen. All you need to know is, I trust that man to the end of the universe, and actually, we’ve been.” —Doctor Who S4:E10 “Forest of the Dead”
I mean, how many ghosts ever get justice? Except for that chick from “The Lovely Bones”?” —Being Human (U.S.) “You’re The One That I Haunt”
Just cuz I’m dead doesn’t mean I can’t have a life.” —Being Human (U.S.) “Children Shouldn’t Play With Undead Things”
You two! We’re at the end of the Universe! Right at the edge of knowledge and you two are busy…..blogging!!!” —Doctor Who S3:E12 “Utopia”
George: How old are you anyhow?
George: 18?! Why it was only last year that you were 17!!!” —It’s A Wonderful Life
If we end up on Mars, I’m going to kill you.” —Doctor Who S2:E13 “Army Of Ghosts”
OK. We’re on a planet that shouldn’t exist, trapped beneath a Black Hole, with no way out. Yeah, I’ve changed my mind-start worrying about me.” —Doctor Who S2:E9 “The Impossible Planet”
The Doctor: That’s what I like about you. The ‘domestic’ approach.
Rose: Thank you! Hold on…was that an insult?” —Doctor Who S2:E8 “The Idiot’s Lantern”
I’d call you a genius, but I’m in the room…” —Doctor Who S2:E7 “The Age Of Steel”
Servant: Who the hell are you?!
The Doctor: I’m The Doctor! And I just snogged Madame du Pompadour!!!” —Doctor Who S2:E5 “The Girl In The Fireplace”
Rose: What’s the city called?
The Doctor: New New York.
Rose: Oh, come on!
The Doctor: No! It really is! Actually, it’s the 15th since the first one, so it’s really ‘New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York’.” —Doctor Who S2:E2 “New Earth”
Bossy Lady: You’re not allowed in there! Archive 6 is out-of-bounds!
Capt. Jack Harkness: holds up two massive guns Do I look like an “out-of-bounds” sort of guy?” —Doctor Who S1:E12 “Bad Wolf”
Elderly Female Patient: Dr. Constantine! My leg’s grown back!
Dr. Constantine: What?
Elderly Female Patient: When I came to hospital, I had one leg!
Dr. Constantine: Well, there’s a war on. Is it possible you miscounted?” —Doctor Who S1:E10 “The Doctor Dances”
Capt. Jack Harkness:
Who looks at a screwdriver and says “Oooh..this could be a little more ‘sonic’” ?” —Doctor Who S1:E10 “The Doctor Dances”
I’m really glad that worked. Those (go to your room!) would’ve been terrible last words.” —Dr. Who S1:E10 “The Doctor Dances”
Rose’s Mum: You! What’d you do? Go online and pretend you’re a doctor?
I am a doctor!!!
Rose’s Mum: Prove it! Stitch THIS! slaps the hell outta The Doctor” —Doctor Who S1:E4 “Aliens Of London” (He actually did sort of deserve that slap. Very rare occurence for The Doctor)